The Simpson's: Zombie Bride of Bart Simpson

by Pop Culture Geek

Now you know: While sitting in a church pew, Bart Simpson fantasized his marriage to a zombie bride. At the altar, she zipped off the top of his skull and chomped his brains.

Mmmmmmmmmmm brains.

The bride wore white with touches of lace, a long white net veil and a flowing train. Her thin figure was set off to advantage in the latest in zombie wedding fashion.

The Bart Man wore his usual informal attire.

There you have it.

The bride was an animated corpse, and the bride's family was not in evidence.

Bart's skull came off very neatly, as though he had a pop-top skull pan. This made a handy dish for his bride's enjoyment.

 Go, zombies. Zombie bride 1, Bart Simpson, 0.

Thanks to the fevered brains at "The Simpsons" for bringing us this pro-zombie entertainment.

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Family Guy Zombie

The latest on the undead on TV -- Yeah, zombie eats brain on prime time. Go, Seth MacFarlane.

Tell me you didn't miss it. On "Family Guy," Quagmire takes a sharp object to the forehead. Peter Griffin yanks it out, and a big chunk of juicy brain tissue comes with it. Peter flourishes the spiked chunk of brain.

Peter demonstrates an excellent grasp of the human place in the food chain by offering the brain chunk to a zombie.

Zombies eat brains. Even in chunks from a cartoon perv like Quagmire on "Family Guy." 


Chewy. Meaty. Infused with sex chemicals. With a bouquet of sleaze. Th-that's Quagmire. Giggidy.

The only error is that Peter refers to the zombie as a "rescue" because he found the zombie bumping into a chain link fence. Foolish Peter. 

No doubt Peter's brain is small, even by human standards. But I'm betting it's tasty. A flabby, TV-fed, truly stupid brain with no fear of zombies -- yeah. 

A big thank you to the talented people who brought the animated undead to a new level. 

Fox: Family Guy
The Official Family Guy Site 

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