Why Do Zombies Eat Brains?
Brains are loaded with nutrition for a hard night of shambling after humans... oh, what the hell. They taste really good.
What will be the biggest benefit of the zombie apocalypse?
An end to pollution. Zombies don't produce toxic waste, dump garbage into space, the oceans and the earth, or massacre other other species.
We -- they -- hunt to eat, like any reasonable creature, and happen to be doing the planet a massive favor by reducing the population of the filthiest and most creatures living on planet earth: human beings. If you really think about it, zombies are noble, and may be able to save the planet and a few endangered species just in time. But you don't really have to think about it. Your brains have more important work to do -- serve as zombie food.
Is there any way to survive a zombie attack?
You're kidding me, right?
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| Zombie Queen 2 by G7ahn via Flickr, CC, some rights reserved. |
About the photo: "Fantasy miniature (statuette in 1:8 scale) of a gorgeous gothic girl with a zombie and a skeleton, by Valerios Isakov. Entry 0221 in IPMS-Hellas 2010 competition, won a Silver medal."
Note the zombie coming out of the earth in the front. This talented artist has the right idea about the zombie takeover -- you might as well embrace it.
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